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Post by MorbidAngelAleks on Aug 21, 2005 10:27:27 GMT 8
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? I'm gonna kick their stupid asses!
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass? I should b*tch slap em to the ground.
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Post by BeautifulGirl on Aug 21, 2005 16:06:42 GMT 8
nice aleks, actually alot of those things do happen, but i never thought of it that way, now they look really dumb in my eyes
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Post by MorbidAngelAleks on Aug 21, 2005 18:32:30 GMT 8
I know ey, and i think most people actually do most of them quite regularly.
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Post by BeautifulGirl on Aug 21, 2005 20:24:18 GMT 8
yeah they do, my mum included lol ;D
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Post by Ryan on Aug 21, 2005 21:11:07 GMT 8
10. People who ask "Can I borrow a piece of paper?". I mean, they're going to use it aren't they? Which means they aren't borrowing it, because they're going to use it and not give it back!
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Post by BeautifulGirl on Aug 21, 2005 21:48:21 GMT 8
i did something like that once, but i was trying to borrow something elselol
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Post by Saskwach on Aug 22, 2005 16:12:36 GMT 8
11. People who take something of urs without asking, then u make them give it back and then they get sh*tty when they ask for it and u tell them no. What did they expect after what they just did? Not so much funny as true and DAMN annoying.
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Post by BeautifulGirl on Aug 22, 2005 16:33:02 GMT 8
i so agree with that, i hate it wen people get sh*tty with u for really stupid reasons, really annoying, ggggggrrrrrrrrr
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Post by The Phoenix on Aug 22, 2005 19:03:31 GMT 8
Damn I had another on but when i went to post it i forgot now i know how cassie feels 24/7
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Post by BeautifulGirl on Aug 22, 2005 19:31:38 GMT 8
hey, that not nice, i am not like that 24/7, thanku very much
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