Post by Hark on Nov 12, 2005 16:26:34 GMT 8
So here I was, browing the forum, when all of a sudden in a big letters comes the words 'Travel Turkey Planner'. Now what the hell is that supposed to mean? A Turkey Travel Planner written by a dyslexic? Or is a Travel Turkey Planer, spelt wrong? I mean, why do turkies (wow, that word looks stupid) need to be planed anyway? Have they got rough edges or something? Then that got me thinking deeper. Maybe it was meant to be Turkey Planar Travelling. You know, I always thought there was something weird about turkies, and now I mention it maybe they AREN'T from Earth after all. I'll be they travel through intra-planar wormholes riding on giant planes. But then I thought to myself, "James, that's too bloody likely, why don't you invent a conspiracy that actually sounds a bit farfetched, instead of that everyday yarn. So I got thinking, maybe there was a new invention out, the Turkey Travelling Planner. Get this, it's an awesome new invention. This new invention takes all the stress out of sending your turkies out on a well deserved Mediteranean holiday on the beaches of Spain. Unfortunately I had to remember that Turkies weren't actually real animals and just a creation of an alcohol induced stupor, so there goes that theory. Which leaves me with one last ditch hope. I know it's a bit out there, but if you've read this far you should be able to stay with me. Just imagine, there is this place called Turkey (bear with me, I know that hard to take in). People do this thing called "travelling", and they 'travel' to this 'Turkey'. To do this recquires lots of planning so some smart Turkies got together and created a device which does this for you, and is aptly named the Travel Turkey Planner. Hold on, woah, that's insane. Scrap that idea, next. So there I was with no theor.... *collapses on the floor*
