Post by Ryan on Nov 3, 2005 22:55:57 GMT 8
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know what, it's idiotic blondes like that that give the rest of us a bad name!"
The other blonde replied: "You're telling me! If I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and kick her ass!"
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A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black. The she returns the next day and asks again for th T.V, but again the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair again - red. She returned and asked a different clerk. To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes. The blonde asks the clerk, "How the hell do you know I am a blonde?"
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says, "Because that's not a TV, it's a Microwave!"
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A blonde went out and checked her mailbox, and finding nothing, closed the door of the box, and went back in the house. A few minutes later she again came out and checked the mailbox.
She did this four more times, and her neighbor that was watching her said: "You must be expecting some important mail today judging by the way you keep checking your mailbox."
The blonde replied, "No, I'm using my PC, and it keeps telling me that I've got mail..."
The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know what, it's idiotic blondes like that that give the rest of us a bad name!"
The other blonde replied: "You're telling me! If I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and kick her ass!"
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A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black. The she returns the next day and asks again for th T.V, but again the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair again - red. She returned and asked a different clerk. To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes. The blonde asks the clerk, "How the hell do you know I am a blonde?"
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says, "Because that's not a TV, it's a Microwave!"
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A blonde went out and checked her mailbox, and finding nothing, closed the door of the box, and went back in the house. A few minutes later she again came out and checked the mailbox.
She did this four more times, and her neighbor that was watching her said: "You must be expecting some important mail today judging by the way you keep checking your mailbox."
The blonde replied, "No, I'm using my PC, and it keeps telling me that I've got mail..."