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Post by eVeRyOnEsDeViL on Nov 6, 2005 18:16:59 GMT 8
Miseducation of Man and Woman ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
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Post by MorbidAngelAleks on Nov 6, 2005 19:34:56 GMT 8
Matt, edit this, and make sense of it, e.g. - New equation = new line.
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Post by Ryan on Nov 6, 2005 20:00:46 GMT 8
Yes... Ryan a little confused...
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Post by eVeRyOnEsDeViL on Nov 6, 2005 20:06:06 GMT 8
what i thought it was funny?
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Post by Ryan on Nov 7, 2005 15:01:40 GMT 8
You need some grammar in there, because i can make little sense of it...
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Post by eVeRyOnEsDeViL on Nov 7, 2005 15:18:41 GMT 8
meh oh well matt'l fix it
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Post by psycho on Nov 10, 2005 11:59:46 GMT 8
true
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Post by Hark on Nov 12, 2005 10:48:55 GMT 8
Hehe, it funny though, seeing as I can read it.
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Post by Saskwach on Nov 12, 2005 19:25:46 GMT 8
Yes, those other readers must have some problem with their eyesight, eh Hark? (wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more, say no more)
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Post by eVeRyOnEsDeViL on Nov 12, 2005 19:32:01 GMT 8
(mums the word)... i got it otherwise why would i post it?
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