Post by foofoo on Nov 18, 2005 0:22:52 GMT 8
why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
it was dead.
how many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
it only takes two: the hard part is getting them IN the lightbulb.
why did the other monkey fall out of the tree?
it was dead, too.
what did the dead monkey say when he saw "titanic"?
nothing, he was dead.
what do you feed a dead monkey?
nothing, they're dead.
how do you kill a blue monkey?
shoot it with a blue monkey gun
how do you kill a green monkey?
shoot it with a green monkey gun.
how do you kill a yellow monkey?
shoot it with a yellow monkey gun.
how do you kill a pink monkey?
hold it's nose 'till it turns blue then shoot it with a blue monkey gun.
what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
where's my tractor?
where did the farmer find his tractor?
under a pile of dead monkeys.
;D
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it was dead.
how many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
it only takes two: the hard part is getting them IN the lightbulb.
why did the other monkey fall out of the tree?
it was dead, too.
what did the dead monkey say when he saw "titanic"?
nothing, he was dead.
what do you feed a dead monkey?
nothing, they're dead.
how do you kill a blue monkey?
shoot it with a blue monkey gun
how do you kill a green monkey?
shoot it with a green monkey gun.
how do you kill a yellow monkey?
shoot it with a yellow monkey gun.
how do you kill a pink monkey?
hold it's nose 'till it turns blue then shoot it with a blue monkey gun.
what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
where's my tractor?
where did the farmer find his tractor?
under a pile of dead monkeys.
;D
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