Saskwach
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Post by Saskwach on Nov 19, 2005 21:17:57 GMT 8
I've found lately that I'm so addicted to B + W 2 that whenever I'm trying to scroll a screen I try to do it the Black and White way (holding the right mouse button and dragging the opposite way. It seems strange but it makes sense when you're playing.) So i decided to see if anyone was as addicted as I and I found this: You Know You're Addicted to Video Games When... Your wife tells you that you are, and you two kids; Mario, and Sonic; agree with her.
Whenever something bad happens you reach for the pause button.
You can microwave and eat a pizza pop using only your feet.
You've spent so much time playing Tony Hawk Pro Skater 4 -- you actually taught youself how to skateboard.
You've worn out the buttons in the elevator of your apartment.
The only joystick you play with anymore is plugged in to your Xbox.
You've decided you won't go outside anymore due to the 'tacky graphics, poor sound and low playability.'
You've moved your PS2 into the bathroom -- just in case you make it to the next level on Vice City.
Your hands are so gnarled from gripping the controller, you can't even tie your shoes.
You ask your doctor how many lives you have left.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to video games.
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Post by Ryan on Nov 20, 2005 17:56:06 GMT 8
...when you crash your car upside down and look for the 'X' button to flip it back up... ...when you rig up your car so that it can be driven using a controller...
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Post by Nosaj on Nov 20, 2005 20:41:41 GMT 8
... chris, shutup! when you are having battles and are furiously bashing combo buttons or b on an invisible controler when you dont go anywhere cause you have to play games?!?
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Post by Ryan on Nov 20, 2005 22:24:13 GMT 8
...when you try and hold up a bank with a plastic Light Gun (like the ones at the arcade)... ;D
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Alex
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Post by Alex on Nov 22, 2005 13:51:19 GMT 8
...when you muck something up and look around for the "ctrl-z" keys (may not be so games related but this is one I've experienced myself, all because of Photoshop)
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Saskwach
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Post by Saskwach on Nov 22, 2005 15:10:15 GMT 8
... you check to see if you've saved lately before sky-diving.
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Post by King Spikeaji on Nov 22, 2005 18:03:41 GMT 8
When you whack off to nudey photos of Bloodrayne and Lara Croft... err... forget I said that
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Post by Ryan on Nov 23, 2005 19:14:50 GMT 8
When you somehow teach yourself 14 forms of Martial Arts by spending 20 hours a day playing Mortal Kombat, Tekken, and Dead Or Alive
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Post by Solidus on Dec 1, 2005 20:07:58 GMT 8
You speed around to a mates house only to be dissapointed by the lack of checkpoints
You belive you can outrun the cops
your girlfriend aks for sex and you shout "Dibs on first player!"
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Post by 0urobouro5 on Dec 2, 2005 20:22:48 GMT 8
...when you and a mate jump into a go-kart and he remarks "Where's the gunner seat?"
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