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Post by Ryan on Nov 16, 2005 23:24:15 GMT 8
List some of your more memorable Simpsons quotes, and/or simply post any others that you may happen to randomly remember, just like I sometimes do...  Mr.Burns: ' I can't be held responsible for what my goons are ordered to do' ----------------- Homer: ' I'm a rage-oholic! I'm addicted to rage-ohol!' |
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Post by psycho on Nov 17, 2005 0:00:25 GMT 8
bart is so funny
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Post by MorbidAngelAleks on Nov 17, 2005 11:03:58 GMT 8
Marge: Homer, why do you have so many bowling balls?
Homer: I'm, not going to lie to you Marge, see-ya!
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Post by Hark on Nov 17, 2005 12:23:13 GMT 8
Homer: Vampires are make-believe, just like elves, gremlins and Eskimos.
Homer: If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English. (or something like that)
Homer: Volunteering is for suckers. Did you know that volunteers don't even get paid for the stuff they do?
Homer: Is the poop deck really what I think it is?
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Post by Ryan on Nov 17, 2005 12:52:04 GMT 8
Radio Announcer: 'And now for Springfield's latest one-hit wonder, the 'Moe Syzlak Connection:'
(music, Moe singing)------->
'Moe, Moe, Moe
How do ya like me, how do ya like me?
Moe, Moe, Moe...
Why don't you like me... nobody likes me...'
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Post by Hark on Nov 17, 2005 13:45:21 GMT 8
Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.
Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son." --had to look that one up, couldn't remmeber it perfectly.
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Post by MorbidAngelAleks on Nov 17, 2005 21:24:21 GMT 8
Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.
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Post by Ryan on Nov 19, 2005 18:02:01 GMT 8
Homer: 'Aw, twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut!'
Homer's Brain: 'Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!'
Homer: 'Explain how!'
Homer's Brain: 'Money can be exchanged for goods and services!'
Homer: 'Woo-hoo!'
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Post by Saskwach on Nov 21, 2005 16:42:38 GMT 8
Homer: Ok, brain. If you do this for me I'll go back to slowly killing you with alcohol.
Brain: It's a deal.
Car yard man: You're stupid.
Homer: Stupid like a fox!
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Post by The Phoenix on Nov 21, 2005 21:12:25 GMT 8
Homer "Homer, Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in history
from the, town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree"
DOH
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