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Post by Ryan on Dec 1, 2005 8:08:12 GMT 8
Skinner: 'For Privacy's sake, lets call her Lisa S...Wait, that's to obvious. How about L Simpson...'
Homer: 'A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. 6 feet tall, 300 pounds ... it makes ice...'
Troy McClure: 'Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!'
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Post by Solidus on Dec 6, 2005 19:37:32 GMT 8
Detective-type guy: Great job McGarnicke! Billy's dead! Slit his throught (sp) from ear to ear!
McGarnickle: HEY! I'm tryin' to eat lunch here!
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Post by Ryan on Dec 7, 2005 21:03:17 GMT 8
Homer: I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman
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Post by Hark on Dec 10, 2005 14:09:19 GMT 8
Lisa: You're replacing me!? Homer: Don't look at it that way. Just think that I'm replacing you.
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Post by Saskwach on Dec 10, 2005 18:35:43 GMT 8
*In Homer's mind* "Lisa needs braces!" "No dental plan!" "Lisa needs braces!" "No dental plan!" "Lisa needs braces!" "No dental plan!" "Lisa needs braces!" "No dental plan!" "Lisa needs braces!" "No dental plan!" Homer: If I don't have the dental plan then Lisa can't get braces!
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Post by Solidus on Dec 11, 2005 21:31:49 GMT 8
"Mr Hutz why are you burning all of your posessions?"
"At this point in time Lionel Hutz no-longer exists. Say hello to Miquel Sanchez!"
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Post by Ryan on Dec 14, 2005 8:08:03 GMT 8
Homer: 'Here's to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all life's problems...'
Homer: 'Homer: Homer no function beer well without...'
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Post by Solidus on Jan 17, 2006 17:19:41 GMT 8
McBain: McBain to base; I'm under attack by commie nazis!
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